It seemed like I couldn't get a chance to go the bathroom at all this afternoon. Every time I started to walk in that direction, someone small and stinky detoured me with requests to fix the volume on the TV, get a chocolate milk, or read instructions on the TV so that the Monkey could press the correct button to advance to the next page in the video game introduction.
While I was telling the Monkey to press the "A" button, I mentioned aloud: Hmmm. I am NEVER going to get a chance to go to the bathroom!
Monkey looked at me and squished up his face in contemplation.
Mommy. If you squeeze your penis and squeeze your body really hard, you can hold your pee in and not pee on the floor!
Hmmm.
That was very helpful.
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